You can also have the head stuffed for a small upcharge!
Don’t have $3800? How about a Zebra for the low low price of $1600?
Or are you an ambitious daredevil and none of these options are appealing?
Not satisfied? How about Lion or two?
Come on! No?
Okay, one last thing. HOW ABOUT AN ELEPHANT?!
Disgusted? Prove it.
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